You, foolish man who, after a grueling week, six veal convinced that your only concern at the weekend, will be to scratch under his arms, shrink from the following statement: "Honey ... you know, there would be chores to do at home. "
The idea that a woman has to "jobs", coincides with the idea that a man of "restructuring".
If you answered yes, because in your heart that he was admitted because of work "maybe a bit 'absent', fool! You have succumbed to pity, and it is a mistake you will pay dearly.
Your life partner will turn into a hyperactive whirlwind, sweeping with a long list of "jobs". You will discover with pleasure that the Japanese build ever smaller objects, with more and more microscopic gears, with bolts of infinitesimal dimensions, drawn to the floor like a moth is attracted by light. Then you also make a reason for Hiroshima and Nagasaki, as well as understand the futility of the second commandment, because the bestemmioni excommunication from which you have already spoken, came personally Pope Ratzy "to deliver the papal bull at home. You'll find that the cleaning products are toxic, and that damn toxic enough to cover you for a drop of bubbles. But your ordeal is far from being finished. Women who will propose the "house chores" There are two types: the "lines of work" and "hard-working bee." The first merely passively and peacefully in supervision, always in a critical-denigration, your work, forcing you to tasks that go beyond not only your skills but also your physique. My mother is a good example and the two hernias of my father, a faithful witness / confirmation. The second would attend, but only by critical-denigration, the beginning of work, sometimes you "buzz" around in the meantime take advantage of your struggles with the task assigned to other tasks because "we do so many things at once." Whole areas of your apartment you are, after their passage, foreign, new, wild and unexplored. I must say that I have chosen well: Dani belongs to both categories, so I'm pretty fucked up and it is mine, only mine and only my fault if, even if vaguely, maybe nod to face the possibility of doing "odd jobs". However much of my disappointment stems from a professional bias: working closely with databases I need an organization that is consistent and persistent over time, so often lose a little 'more time in the design of things, so as to make them "monolithic" over the years, always facing a problem at a time, but trying to cover all aspects. Dani, however, is an architect. For her, everything is organico, mutevole e cangiante, passibile sempre di nuove modifiche e di continue revisioni. Senza voler citare "Babele", la nostra libreria comune, dove cercare un criterio logico è del tutto inutile. Alla fine cedi, anche perché nella vita fa sempre bene confrontarsi con nuovi punti di vista, diversi dal tuo. Però la prossima volta che sento la parola "lavoretti" risponderò "Certo cara, un attimo che scendo a comprare le sigarette e arrivo subito". E quando le mi risponderà "Ma hai smesso di fumare da quattro anni", sentirà solo il rumore dei copertoni della mia auto che sgommano.
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